Defend the privacy of bike-sexuals!
The right to 'saddle up' and the tyranny of men in white coats - read Mick Hume's columns in The Times (London).
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Friday 23 November
‘After careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that, if we wish to live in a civilised society, we ought to defend the right of cyclists to have sexual relations with their bicycle behind a locked bedroom door…’
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